Farrah Fawcett reaches the Pearly Gates, where she is met by St. Peter, then introduced to our God.

"Welcome! My Angel" He says. "After your time on earth, I would like to grant you one wish."

"I wish that all the children in the world were safe," she replies.

So He killed Michael Jackson.

That's mean. We don't know for sure that MJ was a child molester.

Yeah, and we surely don't know whether OJ murdered Nicole, right?

Michael Jackson was a pop icon and a world phenomenon, and he contributed immensely to our lives thru his music.

That said, he was a fucking freak.

You are ignorant. Michael was a gift.

Hahaha...he was talented. But why exactly was he a gift?

Why does our F'd up culture treat these entertainers as Gods and make such a big F'in deal about when they die while at the same time we have men and women dying for this country every day and the media/culture doesnt say shit, or do anything about it.

Sorry, had to rant.

2 mo' hours to study.

He was a gift because he has touched so many people! How can you not see that?

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He was a gift because he has touched so many people! How can you not see that?
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I'm not going to say anything. There are just way too many jokes that I can come up with for that quote.

Totally...

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Posted By on 03 Jul 2009 10:17 AM
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Posted By on 03 Jul 2009 01:25 AM
He was a gift because he has touched so many people! How can you not see that?
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I'm not going to say anything. There are just way too many jokes that I can come up with for that quote.



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